10 Things You Should Know About Me {& a Vlog}

This is kind of a “pre” BlogHer list – but in general it works for just about anything. Like – you know. For all of you who are going to run into me in El Paso.

::snort::

Anyway, if you’re headed to BlogHer this year, here are a few things you should know about me:

  • I’m incredibly shy. Really. I remember both last years BlogHer and Blissdom this year there were points I felt like I might pass out. So here’s the thing: if you catch me staring at you and then I look away – I’m not being rude! Promise! I’m usually just trying to figure out who you are or I know and I’m too nervous to come over and say hi.
  • Clothes shopping is not my thing. I like new clothes, but if they somehow could magically appear in my closet (all the correct size) without me having to endure a shopping trip to get them that would be wonderful. I absolutely hate shopping for new clothes. So I’ll be the one in the not so new clothes that are very comfy and probably very unstylish.
  • I always looked forward to having a family and being so busy that I’d have to stop and get Chinese food takeout, then bring it home and we’d watch and movie and eat it out of those white paper containers. This has never happened. Never. I mean, I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve stopped to pick up dinner on the way home. And not to be all snooty about it – it’s just because I feel guilty if I don’t cook like 6 times a week. Lame. <— Also has nothing to do with BlogHer.
  • I have naturally curly hair. Really – and because the humidity here is 4% and in NY it’s 95%, you need to know this. I will be rocking my curls the entire time there. Or #momhair. Either one…
  • I am 5’6″. Because sometimes I get really shocked at how short or tall someone is that I’ve “known” and then meet – and had no idea. Then I feel like I spend the entire time trying to wrap my head around how I didn’t know this about them.
  • I get cranky if I’m hungry. I like food, and my blood sugar gets all kinds of wonky if I skip meals. Last year I went to parties instead of dinners and I ended up eating like – a billion tiny tomato/mozzarella/basil on a stick things to quell the beast inside me.
  • I don’t drink. And it totally does not make me uncomfortable to be around people who are – so please don’t feel like you have to pass up anything if we’re chatting or hanging out. I’m cool with it, I used to, and no judging just because I chose to stop for our personal reasons.
  • If I’ve told you how much I want to meet you – you can bet your sweet bippy that I am going to avoid you like the plague. See #1 and try to understand that I really, really do want to talk to you.
  • I don’t dance. Not because it goes with the not drinking thing (because that’s getting into Duggar territory there) but because I feel incredibly dumb doing so. HOWEVER – when I used to drink I did dance. So there’s that.
  • Please don’t feel like you can’t ask me about anything I’ve told you all on here. If you want to talk about Preston and Julian, if you want to share your story, if you want to know more about something I wrote – please talk and ask. I don’t mind, there isn’t anything I shy away from talking about, and nothing makes me happier than knowing you remembered something about Bella, Sam, or the twins.
  • This is what I look and sound like (sans makeup, sweaty, and with my bangs just rockin’ – also #momhair). We made this for Beth Anne (Heir to Blair) while texting one evening but it was too cute not to share.
  • There we go. I am looking forward to seeing you all, please come talk to me (especially if you see me standing alone with this look: o_O).

    And 8 days people!!! 

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Comments

  1. Awwww you guys are SO cute. I can relate to the shy thing, once I ‘know’ you, I am great and fine and obnoxious, but until then, I stammer.

  2. Fun article and adorable video! It’s good to know that there are other people out there who don’t want to talk to people and hate shopping. I ascribe to both categories and people usually respond with either a hint of fear or a wave of rage.

    Have fun and stay cool!

  3. You are too CUTE! Bella is of course but you are seriously just like me. But so honest. I’m pretty shy when I meet people and end up just looking so rude because I can’t make eye contact, etc. It sucks. Also, Blogher. I’m really jealous because I totally want to meet you(despite my painfully shy real life) and I want some of that swag!

    Maybe next year? I can do 2013.

    I think.

  4. EIGHT DAYS. Whoo lawd, don’t put it in those terms (I still need a train ticket, sssshhhh!). I will find you. And I will hug you. I will also be rocking the curly hair (1. b/c it’s easy and 2. b/c I think no one will recognize me but I’ll be even less reognizable if I straighten it). I’ma dance. All night. Whether I’m sober or tipsy (I will not get drunk, I will not get drunk, I will not). And please don’t tell anyone this, but I cook 7 days a week. Sometimes I’m “cooking” a frozen pizza, but I can literally count on one hand the amount of times we’ve had fast food for dinner (I’ve never specifically stopped for dinner). And we’ve never had food delivered to the house. Weirdoes.

    • I still need a train ticket as well, heck, I need to find out how to get to NYC from Newark. :/ Let’s be lost together.

  5. This makes me SO EXCITED to see and hug you! I love that you put all this out there for everyone who is going to be dying to meet you because being shy can be hard to read for the other person but after they read this post they will know that you are totally adorable and just shy :)

    Also, I love the video of you and Bella. So cute! The highlight for me was totally the part about the sweat dripping down your chest. LOL I get it down my back and it always grosses me out.

  6. I feel like I could have written so many of these :) And this kinda makes me want to write something like this up on my blog. We’ll see! Anyway, I’m shy too and don’t drink as well. Well, I have maybe three glasses of wine a year – literally. I’m so excited to meet you! I also hate shopping for new clothes and am pretty much buying nothing new for BlogHer! I, however, have naturally stick straight hair. Oh how I wish I had curly hair! Anyway…like I said I can’t wait to meet – although it looks like we both avoid people we want to meet, so maybe it won’t end up happening? Here’s hoping we both come out of our shyness a little and have a chat!

    • I LOL’ed SO HARD at the “although it looks like we both avoid people we want to meet, so maybe it won’t end up happening?” Let’s try really hard to stare each other down until one of us caves and comes over to say hi. Deal?

  7. So cute! I am going to squeeze you so hard on Wednesday!!!! :) :)

  8. I miss you.

    I can’t believe I won’t be there.

  9. I seriously love reading your blog and how real you always are:) I hope I get to meet you one day, if only el paso wasn’t so many hours away from Lubbock.

  10. Love this!! Found you through the fb group. Now I feel like I want to do something like this too!! :D

  11. I can’t wait to see you! And no, you are not hiding from me… and yes I’m totally giving you a hug. And I’ll be your non-new clothes sidekick. :)

  12. What a cute video! I’m so going to miss not seeing you!

  13. I laugh every time I hear you say you’re shy. Even though I know you are. Really. *snort* And I AM GREEN. GREEN. Wave as you go by. And you can bet your sweet bippy I’m seeing you ASAP

  14. Hi! Nice to meet you! I will hopefully see you at BlogHer, and if you see me staring – cuz i think i recognize you… but…too star struck to say hi to some awesome bloggers…. :D

    • And see – now I’ll be staring at you and you at me – promise at some point we’ll both meet halfway. :)

  15. That vlog was so cute!!

  16. my daughter started saying hi to your little girl when she said hello :) you guys are cute and i rock no make-up everyday unless i have to go somewhere :D

  17. I loved this post and really hope I get to meet you! I also loved your video not because you both are ADORABLE but because my son’s name is Harrison and I loved hearing it!!

  18. Can’t wait to meet you!!! My son LOVED your video. He pressed his little face up against my laptop screen and was saying, “Hiiiiii!!!” :)

  19. cute video! :D i get cranky when hungry too, so i’ll be the one walking around stuffing my face to stay sane. ;P

  20. A week from tomorrow I am going to hug you so hard. BE READY. ROOMIES4LYFE (of some sort or another). I love you!!

  21. I love that you are shy. I am so, SO shy and have to work really hard to talk to people at all, much less form meaningful relationships. Maybe that’s why I chose a profession where I have to meet new people every day? Sigh. I hope you have SO much fun @ BlogHer! Wish I could go and meet you as you’ve been a wonderful inspiration to me and have filled many of my prayers. I think we’d like each other. We’d probably just sit and be shy and not talk to one another, haha.

    • Yes – and the sad part is I actually did that last year, got home, and realized there were people I was sad about not meeting that I’d sat next to for like – an hour. I am hoping so hard I don’t do that this time! I’d love to meet you one day as well, really!!

  22. You know I’m glad you told me you’re 5’6″…for some reason I thought you would be my size (5’2″). Just some weird thing I like to know about people.

  23. love this post! I wish I felt guilty about not cooking. My kids get excited when I actually make a meal. sad, I know. And I just love it when it’s so hot (the humidity is just a sweet bonus), the beads of sweat pour down my back… something I’ve had to adjust to since living in the south. have a great time at BlogHer!

  24. this video just reminded me of how cute you are in person and my heart cried about not going.

  25. I barely got to see you last year, maybe in passing? For like 3 minutes? Dumb.

    • It was dumb. Last year I had no idea who anyone was. For reals. I went home, got on Twitter and was like, “OMG I KNOW YOU!!” LOL

  26. I hope I get to see your face at BlogHer! I’ll be sure to say hi :)

  27. SO EXCITED to see your face!! So. And Joshua had to watch Bella twice. Cute!

  28. I feel so incredibly dumb dancing, too. So we can eat and chat when everyone else is dancing, maybe? ;)

  29. I get cranky when I’m hungry, too. I know this about me and yet I never carry snacks. Dumb.

  30. I am so glad you’ll be at Blogher, I would love to say hi! :) I love your new site design too!

  31. It was awesome to see you moving compared to just pictures! I really should do a video, too.

  32. FYI You are so pretty even sweaty and rockin mom hair. Even better than in your bio pic. I wont be a blogher this year but am loving seeing everyone’s real faces.

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